A little light relief

Mad June is finally coming to an end but of course it’s all Go! Go! Go! to get all the jobs done before the end of the month. Time’s at a bit of a premium and there’s not a lot of it left for me to to play on here.

Not that I’ve got anything much to tell you because it’s been non stop work for the last (and next) few days.

Here’s a bit of light relief that made me chuckle:

 A very handsome retired man went to drug store in Malibu, and asked to speak to a male pharmacist. The lady he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist. She and her sister owned the store and had no male employees. She asked if she could help him.
The retiree reiterated that it was something that he would be much more comfortable speaking about to a male pharmacist.

The lady assured him that she was completely professional and he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.

The retiree agreed. “This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment and I was wondering what you can give me for it.”
The pharmacist, still maintaining her dignified manner as a pharmacist, said, “Give me a minute please; I will consult with my sister.”
When she returned, she said, “The best we can do is, 1/3 ownership of the store, a company car, and $3,000 a month in living expenses.”

 

 

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