It’s the way I tell ’em!

Two  (insert nationality)  were working for the city public works department.
One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in.

They worked up one side of the street, then down the other,
then moved on to the next street,
working furiously all day without rest,
one man digging a hole,
the other filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work,
but couldn’t understand what they were doing.
So he asked the hole digger,

“I’m impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don’t get it — why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?”

The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed,

The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed,

“Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we’re normally a three-person team.
But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick.”

Hahaaaaaaa

And there’s more.  One for the boys:

 

Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas A&M University, 
has designed a bra that keeps women’s breasts from jiggling,
bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through
the fabric when cold weather sets in.


After a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of 
men took Mr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.

 

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