And men say women are unfathomable? Even after twenty six years of marriage I still can’t understand my husband’s total inability to throw away packaging.
One of his gifts from Father Christmas this year was a lovely sonic toothbrush to keep his recently whitened pearly whites bright enough to use as a torch on a dark night. I could see that he was completely underwhelmed by Santa’s generosity and the box has laid, unopened on the dressing table since the big day. Obviously he has no idea how much Santa forked out for this bit of electronic wizardry, over £100 it was and that was half price.
Fook! It’s only a toothbrush!!!
As he sauntered into the bedroom this morning prior to starting his morning ablutions ( Hubby, not Santa), I enquired scathingly as to whether the aforementioned toothbrush was going to sit on my dressing table unopened for the next two years before I finally give it away to a charity shop. “No, no, I’m going to use it right now,” he said as he scooped it up quickly and made a show of opening it.
After a brief discussion about the merits, or not, of copious amounts of unnecessary packaging and ‘perceived value’, he popped the empty box into his wardrobe.
What? Memories of clearing out the hay loft in the stable a couple of years ago swam into my hand. Boofuls had saved all manner of boxes. Boxes from just about anything we’d ever bought were up there. There were boxes inside boxes, big boxes, small boxes, boxes with padding, boxes with polystyrene inserts, boxes of all shapes and sizes all just waiting for that magical day. The ‘you never know when we’ll need one of those’ day.
“Did you just put that empty box in the wardrobe? Why, Boofuls, why would you do that?”
“It’s got the instructions in it.”
“It’s a toothbrush, Boofuls, How hard can it be?”
The box was duly removed from the wardrobe to be swiftly collapsed and shoved into the recycling bin by me and Boofuls went to try out his new toothbrush.
Five minutes later he was back. “Look at this!!!”, he cried excitedly as he flashed his pearly gnashers at me, “It’s amazing! I can’t believe what a diffentence it’s made!”
I felt a huge smile spread over my face, not a present fail after all then.