Tanjooberrymutts

By the time you read through this you will understand “TANJOOBERRYMUTTS”. And only then will you be ready to take on China !

Believe me… you WILL understand!!!

Here goes

The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you
as a Hotel guest & room-service in China … 

Room Service: “Morrin. Roon sirbees.” 

Guest: “Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service.” 

Room Service: ” Rye , Roon sirbees…morrin! Joowish to
oddor sunteen?” 

Guest: “Uh… Yes, I’d like to order bacon & eggs.” 

Room Service: “Ow ulai den?” 

Guest: ” …….What??” 

Room Service: “Ow ulai den?!?… Pryed, boyud, pochd?” 

Guest: “Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry..
Scrambled, please.” 

Room Service: “Ow ulai dee bayken? Creepse?” 

Guest: “Crisp will be fine.” 

Room Service: “Hokay. An sahn toes?” 

Guest: “What?” 

Room Service: “An toes. ulai sahn toes?” 

Guest: “I…. Don’t think so..” 

RoomService: “No? Udo wan sahn toes???” 

Guest: “I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what
‘udo wan sahn toes’ means.” 

RoomService: “Toes! Toes!… Why Uoo don wan toes?…
Ow bow anglish moppin we botter?” 

Guest: “Oh, English muffin!!! I’ve got it! You were saying
‘toast’… Fine…Yes, an English muffin will be fine.” 

RoomService: “We botter?” 

Guest: “No, just put the botter on the side.” 

RoomService: “Wad?!?” 

Guest: “I mean butter… Just put the butter on the side.” 

RoomService: “Copy?” 

Guest: “Excuse me?” 

RoomService: “Copy.. tea… meel?” 

Guest: “Yes. Coffee, please… And that’s everything.” 

RoomService: “One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken,
Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh & copy… Rye ??” 

Guest: “Whatever you say.” 

RoomService: “Tanjooberrymutts.” 

Guest: “You’re welcome”

Remember I did say “By the time you read through this
… YOU WILL UNDERSTAND ‘TANJOOBERRYMUTTS’

And you do, don’t you!

 
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