What I learnt today

So ok, I’m skipping a whole week of holiday news to tell you about this as it’s so important.

When you are playing crown green bowling you must remember that it’s not like golf where you tee off to start a game.

Being a relative newcomer to crown green bowling I committed a terrible faux pas today at the annual charity bowling competition when enquiring if it was my  turn to roll the jack. Apparently it’s not correct to  ask loudly ( or otherwise), ” Is it my turn to jack off yet?”

Cue: horrified looks all round. Boy, was my face red!

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