Are we defined by our given names? Do they affect our personality? What really is in a name?
Well, apparently quite a lot. When I sat down to do this post I typed into Google ‘what’s in a name’ and came up with The Kabalarian Philosophy website. You type in your name and it will tell you exactly what’s in your name.
I tried it out on a few family members and it’s amazingly accurate.
Which causes a certain family member a bit of a problem as they now have to change their name.
Dear reader, let me elucidate:
Monday is the day I pick Munki up from school. She was feeling particularly bellicose this week and as I was struggling to fix her car seat safely into position she was complaining about the reading book she’s just been given. “I’ll read it, Nanny. ” She read me the whole book in about thirty seconds. “It’s a stupid baby book, it’s rubbish!” The shoved it back into her school back in disgust then enquired as to whether we’d be going to the park.
Since it was a nice day and Douggie the doggie was in the back of the car the answer was in the affirmative.
We strolled through the park having a nice chat about our respective dogs. “Teddy chews things all the time”, she said. “Oh really? Douggie doesn’t really do that.”
Quick as a flash came her vehement ( yes, yes, I did indeed swallow a dictionary this morning) reply: “Yes he DOES! He chewed my favourite teddy, Lavender. Now she doesn’t smell like lavender any more, she smells like dog slobber so I’ll have to change her name to Dogslobber. Stupid Douggie!”
Oh dear. I hope it doesn’t affect her personality. I ran it through the Kabalarian website just to be sure. Funnily enough ‘dogslobber’ didn’t come up as a name, although I was invited to add it to their database.