I found this old post this morning and it made me laugh. I hope it makes you laugh too.
In view of my rapidly burgeoning figure I’ve had to go and invest in a few new clothes.
It’s always been the case with me that whle I do put weight on fairly evenly all over, not all on my thighs or bum like some poor unfortunate souls, I do tend to get even larger in my already ample chest department. Buxom isn’t in it, I’m starting to look like Chesty Morgan.
Some (all) of my tops have somehow all shrunk and become crop tops and more that a little tight fitting. I’ve been in great danger of taking someone’s eye out with these enormous chesticles. Middle aged to elderly men walk past me and get distracted as their eyes lock on to my boobies. It’s clear that and all thinking or sense leaves them as they get a dreamy look in their eyes until CLANGGGGGG!! there they…
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