Come in. Take off your shoes, put your feet up. There that’s better already, isn’t it?
Let’s spend a few minutes together and have a chat over a coffee and a garibaldi. I’ve got some cracking stories to tell you about my family. They’re all as mad as a box of frogs so there’s always a tale to tell about one or the other of them.
If you’re extra nice I might even tell you about the exploits of Douggie the doggie, canine superstar. I like to think I’m training him to be a dancing dog but really I think he’s training me to give him treats.
Sometimes I share a few of my photos. It keeps me out of mischief taking photos. Every now and then I take a good one so I like to show it off.
It’s always nice to hear from you too so please, chat back. I feel daft talking to myself.